>1) TURN INTO STONE Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady? Boy 2: Becos
>my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of
>me is getting hard already!
>
>(2) NAMES OF WIVES A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his ...
>
>4th wife ..... baby doll 3rd wife ..... china doll 2nd wife ..... barbie
>doll 1st wife ..... panadol
>
>(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME This is how India got its name..... The king was
>having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his country and his
>mistress ask him "Is It In Dear?"...
>
>(4) RESEARCH FINDING Research shows men are fatter than women because
>every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1
>banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-
>spoon of starch!
>
>(5) ARAB MAN An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint. 'Your name
>pls.'? "Abdul Aziz " "Sex? " "Six times a week !!! " "No, no, I mean male
>or female! " "Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!"
>
>(6) SERVICE Sex is like a petrol station. Sometimes you get full
>satisfactory service, and sometimes you have to be satisfied with
>self-service"
>
>(7) HAPPY MAN What makes a happy man? Daughter on the cover of cosmo. Son
>on the cover of sports illustrated. Mistress on the cover of "Playboy" and
>Wife on the cover of "Missing Persons"
>
>(8) SWIMSUIT Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented? To separate the HAIRY
>section from the DAIRY section.
>
>(9) GOOD AMBITION Teacher : What do you want to become? Little Johnny :
>Doctor ! Teacher : Why? Little Johnny : Coz its the only profession where u
>can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
>
>(10) DENTIST Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll rather
>have a baby than have a tooth removed." Dentist: "Make up your mind soon,
>I'll adjust the chair accordingly."
>
>(11) VIRGIN Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to
>read : BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
>
>The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "
>
>(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl. On
>their first night both were crying - why??? Coz she didn't know anything,
>and he had forgotten everything.
~Highly entertaining.... Courtesy of LM.. :)
Ejenna.
My Fat Pocket
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